NYU girl: It smells like someone's asshole just fell out. –St. Mark's Girl on cell: You smelled good, but, like… Your armpits smelled like sweat. –Q Train Overheard by: Jon A. Guy to girl: Something smells like shit… I think I forgot to wipe this morning. –1 Train Trivia night bar patron to his friends: The thing about Savannah is it's really really hot, but it smells like dog shit. –Pub, Red Hook Overheard by: KP Whitey Woman: It smelled like he had burned a baby's diaper out of his mouth. –Dempsey's Pub, 2nd Ave & 4th St Overheard by: Eww.