Screaming girl on cell: I don't fucking care! So what! Fuck! You are so fucking annoying. (pause) Fine, bye grandma. –Central Park Overheard by: Carlito Loud woman on cell: Now, how did he think he can get with me after he tried to fuck my grandmother!? (pause) Yeah, girl, that's that's what I said! Tried to fuck my grandmother, then come to me expecting me to give it up! –M2 Bus Overheard by: Deni Teenager to lady friend: My great grandmother smokes weed every day, that's just my family. –Central Park Man on cell phone: He's a damn liar! He told his own grandmother he was dead! –20th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: Doug Tischler