Exasperated girl: You can't even joke about jumping anymore! –NYU Palladium Residence Hall Overheard by: Mickey Teen girl about friend with butter-phobia: And then we got some on a spoon and started trying to touch her with it and she started screaming! Shit, it was so funny! It sounded like she was getting raped. –Bx16 Bus Overheard by: Lillian Thug on cell: Yo, someone just fell down the subway! I know, right, that shit's funny. –A Train Man in hat to friends: Yo, I got a headache… I been laughing at people too hard, man. –1 Train Overheard by: usually laughs softly