Middle aged gentleman to sales clerk: You're just jealous I can wear iridescent pastels with panache and you can't. –E 90th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Katharine Relth Woman to another wearing one-shouldered white rayon blouse with a bow: Yeah, you could wear that to court… –H&M Man on cell phone: Well, I'll let you try on my new sunglasses! –Central Park Overheard by: I don't wanna know Woman to man: You know how I feel about natural fibers. –60th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Sari Krieger Girl to friend: If you wear those jeans, he will go down on you. (to other friend) Am I right? –60th b/w Lexington & 3rd Ave