Large guy to small Asian woman: So yeah, I guess we're friends. (pause) You slept with my brother! Why did you do that? –Columbia Campus Overheard by: sensing repressed hostility Male voice: My daughter by her and my son by this other woman are only two weeks apart. –5th Ave & 32nd St Man on phone: Hi Mark, it's Rocco … Your brother. –Mercer & Bleecker College guy: I didn't even know he was my brother until I was 17. He was always at the house, and I just thought he was like this older brother figure. Then I found out he was actually my brother. –F Train Overheard by: Bookgirl