Man: Grrr… Watch it, lady, don't push me with your bag!
Lady: Sorry, sir, this is a crowded bus and it's winter.
Man: Yeah, it's winter, merry Christmas.
Lady: Yeah, Christmas, everybody's full of holiday cheer.
Man: Yeah, holidays, god bless America.
Lady: Yeah, god bless America. –M34 Bus Overheard by: M34ista