Hipster girl: Hey, man, do you have a light?
Mexican guy, pulling out matches: Yeah, hold up.
Hipster girl, as she lights her cigarette: Matches?
Mexican guy, sarcastically: Yeah, you know how it is, you gotta stay hip. Lighters are wayyy mainstream.
Hipster girl, with a voice of genuine thoughtfulness: You're sooo right! –Chinatown Overheard by: