Hipster guy: Hey, remember that time Dave was in New Haven trying to buy weed and instead they gave him crack? –F Train Man shouting on subway platform: There is never a bad time to smoke crack! I ain't never turned down a hit of crack! –Union Turnpike Crazy guy: Sociology! Professor, doctor, lawyer! Whoremonger! Crackhead! –Broadway & Prince Overheard by: Rose Fox Agitated man to girlfriend on the verge of tears: No! You aren't listening to me! I never said you were a crackhead! –1 Train