Shouting black guy on bike, swerving around people: I ain't got no brakes! Just skills! –14th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: E-Strong Guy on cell: Hey man, from your work can you get me a tool than can break those special U-locks for bikes? –Astor & Lafayette Black dude on bike: Watch out, drunk bitches… I'll hit you! –10th St & Broadway Teenager: Oh, he got a bike because he's from Denmark, and they don't have cars there… because of the cold war. –A Train Overheard by: melbert