Girl #1: Ohmigod, that dog for adoption is so cute!
Girl #2: Get her. You should totally get a dog.
Girl #1: I want her! I want her! Then I'll have someone to snuggle with, and I can force myself to go on walks in Central Park.
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Ohhhhhh, and then I'll be forced not to be a slut, cause I can't sleep out, since I'll have to come home to feed the dog!
Girl #2: (explodes with laughter)

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