Drunk hipster: The thing you have to understand about me is that my mind works differently. Like, if you were to take like a globe or a–or a soccer ball–just some sorta sphere that's all one color and then take a pencil and stab it a million times… And then, like, put a, like, light bulb in it and all those little specks of light are, like, a different thought. And that's, like, love.
Bored punk kid, sarcastically: The only thing stopping us from being god is determination.
Drunk hipster, without a sense of irony: Exactly! –Outside 96 Lafayette Street Overheard by: