Male conductor: This is 145th Street. Next stop, 155th Street.
(doors never open)
Female conductor: Open the doors!
Male conductor: It ain't working!
Female conductor: Don't you remember anything?
Male conductor: Fuck this shit! I don't care about this fucking job. Ya'll are a joke. Ya'll don't fucking listen to me when I say this shit ain't working right!
Female conductor: Push this button!
(doors open)
Female conductor: No shit. –D Train Overheard by: loveNYCtransitworkers