Female customer: Is there a lock on the men's bathroom? Can I use it? No? Why?

–Best Buy, Union Square

Street vendor: That's a huh-morphradite. That's not the same thing we talkin' about.

–Court St & Livingston St

Overheard by: Jon A.

Man to construction worker, waving people across street: That's women's work!

–12th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: David

Chick: But he was only a c-cup…

–Marseille, Hell's Kitchen

Overheard by: Ladle

Tiny 14-year-old girl: I need a penis, yo!

–Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny