Female customer: Is there a lock on the men's bathroom? Can I use it? No? Why? –Best Buy, Union Square Street vendor: That's a huh-morphradite. That's not the same thing we talkin' about. –Court St & Livingston St Overheard by: Jon A. Man to construction worker, waving people across street: That's women's work! –12th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: David Chick: But he was only a c-cup… –Marseille, Hell's Kitchen Overheard by: Ladle Tiny 14-year-old girl: I need a penis, yo! –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny