Guy collecting for United Homeless Organization: Please, ladies and gentlemen, give what you can. Ladies and gentlemen, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda… –Union Square Angry lady in front of people calling for donations to the Salvation Army: Oh, no, don't you pull this shit with me! –Times Square Black guy manning homeless charity table: Help feed the homeless! (sees hot black chick walking by) Damn, baby! –Union Square