Teenager in oversized sweatpants: When I smoke pot, it just helps me unclench my butthole. –Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn Overheard by: POLA Undergrad: Those were weed brownies? That's why I felt so weird! –Butler Library, Columbia University College boy on cell: The way I see it, with the amount of money I have, I can either get two pills, which doesn't even get me that fucked up anymore, or I can just buy a shitload of weed. –Port Authority Bus Terminal Stoner to orthodox Jew: Hanukkah? Marijuanica. –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Nora Claire