Guy: God, I've been with you for eight years. Go ahead and change already! –Au Bon Pain, Union Square Girl to friend: Well, I'd say if the sex is good, it's about 20% of your relationship. If it's bad, it's more like 95%. –Columbia University Man: Of course I would be the one to pick the girl allergic to latex! –Broadway Girl on cell: He's a great guy and he wants to spend the rest if his life with me, but I've only just worked out that I want to spend the rest of my life with me. –7th Ave & 28th St Teenager: And things were going really well, and then he's like "you know I'm a Crip, right?" Why does every guy I like have to be in a gang? –Hunter College Overheard by: Lucia C