Dad to kids, observing edgy heroin addict rock in seat: Now you see, that's a good example… You gotta know your limits. –L Train Overheard by: neversabrina Upper East Side mom to five-year-old son: Honey, it's okay if you run up to the pigeons, but you cannot kick them! –77th St & 2nd Ave Mother to daughter: How many times do I have to tell you? Do not eat leaves, you will die. D-i-e, die. –Manhattan School for Children Overheard by: Frightened Babysitter Mother to two-year-old: No, son, I will not put you in the storm drain. –Riverside Park Overheard by: feygele Upper West Side mother to kid acting up in shopping cart: You've been using your hurting words all day, Evan. –Fairway Overheard by: Harriet Vane Mom to dad, about precocious five-year-old: Can you believe you came out of my vagina!?! –Prospect Park Overheard by: DINK married Park Slope couple