Little black boy: You say Star Trek is better than Star Wars, dad? I'm sorry. They don't even have lightsabers. No, dad. I'm sorry.

–Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: Rachel Alicia

Little boy playing outside: It's a good thing I don't have testicles!

–Lewis Ave & Bainbridge St

Little girl: But why does the weasel go pop?

–Virage, 7th St & 2nd Ave

Kid, looking at empty table without chairs: Look, dad! We can sit on the floor!

–Coldstone Creamery

Overheard by: Kristina

Small boy, screaming and running away from mother: But mom! I have to empty my bladder!

–JFK Baggage Claim