Hobo to passing man: Hey asshole, got any fucking change? –10th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Special K Hobo: It's not Thailand that's burning, it's Wall Street. The reason the dog bites the mailman is to stop the bills. It's not Thailand. –53rd St & 5th Ave Overheard by: A. Reno Hobo: I'm not homeless, I'm just kind of broke. –G Train Overheard by: MelisaBS Hobo to teen girls walking on grates in heels: Be careful, Spice Girls! Don't fall! –Times Square Hobo to police car: Taxi, taxi! –6th Ave & Houston Hobo: Next stop, 42nd Street. 42nd Street used to be a nice place for the whole family to smoke crack together, but Giuliani got jealous and cleaned it up. Now you know what's there? Tourists. Non-crack-smokin' tourists, with their little click-click, takin' the pictures. No more crack on 42nd Street, and it's a damn shame. –E Train