Woman in coffee shop: I mean, I would love to not spank… my kids. But with Cassius, I just had no choice. He just… he just… there was nothing we could do. –Grand & Clinton Conductor, holding seven-year-old's hand: Attention passengers. Will the female who left her child on the platform please come towards the conductor's position. –R Train Overheard by: Monroe110 Woman to herself: Where the fuck I left my kids at, yo? –Baseball Park, Bed-Stuy Man to group of friends: I don't know much about Battery Park… What I do know is that I can't find my kids. –Battery Park Crackhead: I got six kids, three baby mommas, and another one on the way. I must be doing something right. –A Train