College girl: Why would I show my condom collection to my mother? –E 14th St Guy selling Obama condoms: It's a election, erection, collection for your protection. –Times Square Girl, stopping in the middle of crowded street, yelling into phone: Wait! How much did your NuvaRing cost? –Outside Grand Central Statioin Preppie boy to preppie girl: Well, it was really good until the condom broke. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: emily Girl to boyfriend frantically searching Plan B: Slow down! Geez, we have 72 hours… –Duane Reade Overheard by: Jules