Waspy male NYU student in hushed voice: No, mom, I do not want you to send me my man thong! –Central Park Overheard by: Sarah Laughing woman to cop: And then I told him I'd put curry in his underwear! –TD Bank, 52nd & 3rd Woman on phone: So you should bring a suit and jacket. (pause) Yes you must bring socks. (pause) I guess underwear is optional. –E 86th St Overheard by: comando suit 30-something chick on phone: Jen sent her a burka from Afghanistan and I was like "Yeah, remember this isn't a kilt–you gotta wear panties under that shit." –7 Train Overheard by: talker's remorse