Preteen boy, seriously, to preteen guy friend: Trust me. Trust that I know what's best for you. –Metro North Creepy Upper West Side guy: I only trust Asians up to a certain degree, but I trust Charles a lot. –74th St & Broadway Overheard by: Harriet Vane Young man to another young man: If you're a bottom, you don't want it to be a marathon. Trust me. –8th Ave & 23rd St Guy behind me: Nah man, I don't trust him. Plus, he fucks his own mother. That only happens in Tennessee. –Houston & Ludlow Overheard by: 1:52 AM