Cheap suit on phone: Make conversation? All you guys fucking talk about is bowel movements and the reporting thereof! –Spring St & Cleveland Pl Overheard by: Neilium 20-something hot chick on cell: I'm talking about a dog, Sean. Not a penis. –C Train Scandalized woman to husband: And they just kept talking about jizz! –E Train Woman on cell: I can't talk about somebody being sexy while you talk about my vagina? –37th & 7th Ave Overheard by: Mondo Man

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