Little British girl: Mummy, I absolutely love Queens. It is like being in the city, but you are really still in the countryside!

–Astoria

Overheard by: has actually been to the countryside

Hipster to hipster friends: I could never live in a place called Queens.

–Ave B & E 4th St

Overheard by: PROUD QUEENS NATIVE…

Conductor: You may also transfer here to the g train to Queens. Queens, which was named after Freddie Mercury.

–F Train

Loud recently released passenger: I love Queens. Love Queens. I don't want to be locked up anywhere but Queens.

–Metro North Rail

Overheard by: bunbury