Professor: So we'll have to end class early today, there was a scheduling mix-up… Apparently there's going to be a 'dine-ologue' going on in here.
Student, laughing: I thought you were gonna say 'dinosaur'!
Professor, straight-faced: If there was gonna be a dinosaur in here, we would definitely not be leaving. –Gallatin Building, Washington Place Overheard by: Scott