Overly friendly drunk girl: Is that a Heineken?
Unimpressed guy, in monotone: Yes.
Overly friendly drunk girl: Oh my god! That's my favorite beer.
Unimpressed guy, in monotone: Heineken?
Overly friendly drunk girl: Yeah. Did you know it's made in Wisconsin?
Unimpressed guy, in monotone: I always thought it was from Holland.
Overly friendly drunk girl: Nope. Wisconsin.

–Butterfield 8