Stony Brook student: And then two nights ago, he shaved off his eyebrows.
Fordham student: What? Why? Was he drunk?
Stony Brook student: No, he was sober.
Fordham student: Then why?
Stony Brook student: Because he is retarded. There is no reason for one to shave off one's eyebrows other than being retarded. And I was like, “What the fuck? You epileptic piece of shit! You've got no fucking eyebrows!” –Lincoln Center