Girl #1, about beta fish in tank: That fish is pretty badass.
Girl #2: Let's name it “Bamf.” King Bamf.
Girl #1: How about “King Bitchmaster”?
Girl #3: How about you let me name my own fish?
Girl #1: How about I feed it cheeseburgers when you're not around?
Girl #3: Wait… What the fuck?

–Union Square