Girl to friend: Yeah, I'm auditioning for a national tour of A Chorus Line in two weeks. I guess I better learn to sing.

–72nd St & Broadway

Guy with map to blonde tourist friend: And all the shows that are "on Broadway" are actually located on a street called "Broadway." I just learned that.

–M60 Bus

Overheard by: KB

Director to actor: If you miss that entrance again I am going to shit a brick on the stage and throw it at you.

–Piper Theater, Park Slope

Overheard by: Sunny

Kid in line for Shakespeare in the Park tickets: So is this all, like, gonna be in that Shakespeare language?


–Central Park, Delacorte Theatre


Overheard by: Megan