Girl to friend: Yeah, I'm auditioning for a national tour of A Chorus Line in two weeks. I guess I better learn to sing. –72nd St & Broadway Guy with map to blonde tourist friend: And all the shows that are "on Broadway" are actually located on a street called "Broadway." I just learned that. –M60 Bus Overheard by: KB Director to actor: If you miss that entrance again I am going to shit a brick on the stage and throw it at you. –Piper Theater, Park Slope Overheard by: Sunny Kid in line for Shakespeare in the Park tickets: So is this all, like, gonna be in that Shakespeare language? –Central Park, Delacorte Theatre Overheard by: Megan