Boyfriend, after kissing obviously sick girlfriend: Ugh! That was like a germ syringe made out of lips.

–116th & Broadway

NYU student: I love rolling over and having used heroin needles stabbing me in my trachea.

–NYU

Overheard by: Angela

Guy on cell: Seriously, you should come to the park, it's a beautiful day today. Take your dog out, go for a stroll, and find some hypodermic needles on the ground.

–Corona Park, Flushing Meadows

Skinny blonde: Is this sugar-free?

–Flu Shot Line, NYU Kimmel Center

Overheard by: Jamie