40-something suit: He said he was an anarchist. He refused to pull over for emergency vehicles. –45th & Park Ave Overheard by: Katy Police officer on megaphone: People, you are in the middle of a road and are blocking traffic. If there is an emergency, nooooboddddy is going to save you. –57th & 11th Elevator operator: Man, if I had an emergency chute, I would use that shit today. –168th St Train Station Guy rushing out of off-track betting: Hi, Sharon? I'm sorry I didn't call you. I had an emergency this morning. I'm in the hospital. I'll call you right back. –5th Ave, Bay Ridge Overheard by: b_clothman