Guy at bar: The only times I deserved to get arrested were this time and the second time. The first and third times were bullshit. –31st & Broadway, Astoria Junkie: Man, I was almost gay. In jail, I was in the most dangerous corner. Everyone was suckin' our dicks. –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: rpk Drunk hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I just got out of prison. If you could spare some change, I would appreciate it. –Uptown 6 Train 40-something mom to husband: I mean it's one thing for a teacher to do that to a child, but to be arrested on her last day is almost more of a crime! –Church Ave & Beverly Overheard by: taylor