Toddler walking with mom: I can't drink any more iced tea. Cause when I drink iced tea, I get crazy. –1st Ave & 12th St Overheard by: leshka Man, yelling: I am not crazy! Do I look crazy? I am not crazy! You don't know me! Where you going? I'm not finished! –125th & 5th Middle-aged Hispanic woman to cute younger girl: On a scale of 1 to crazy, he goes all the way over the limit, girl. Trust and believe! –Houston St Girl on phone: Dude, that bitch is crazy! What did I tell you about shitting where you eat?
(pause) Well I'm sure she's fine now, but what about when she tries to push someone else into traffic? –23 & 6th