30-something woman painting by the lake: Dudes, you're crowding my painting! (they don't move) Fuck this shit! Stop looking at my art! –Prospect Park Overheard by: taylor Girl, about art piece: Guess what that one's called! "Untitled"! –Arario Gallery Artist's muse: I've left New York before. There's nothing out there. It's a goddamn wasteland. I mean, I went to a waffle house; it was fucking absurdist. I mean, some of the most creative people have come from nowhere. Like, Andy Warhol. Yeah, he was famous, but he came from Buttfuck, Pennsylvania. I've never really cared for Warhol. I mean, I like his style and all, but I wouldn't make him my Facebook friend. –Spice Cove, E 6th St Overheard by: Chris F. Suit on cell: It's like Michelangelo in my mouth… –37th & 8th