Woman with backpack on cell: Don't ask me why I fell in love with a heroin addict who fucks prostitutes on the side! –42nd St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Alpha Man waiting for prescription in pharmacy, answering cell: Mike's house of sin. No, sorry she isn't available tonight. I can get you another girl, but it will cost you more. –Forest Hills, New York Gay man on cell: I'm sweating like a Vietnamese prostitute with a meth addiction! –West Village, Gay Pride Parade Overheard by: Pretty hot and sweaty too. Guy on phone: But if you think about it, all women are prostitutes in a way. I mean, if I'm paying for the red lobster, I should at least get a blowjob at the end of the date. –Union Square Overheard by: Taylan Rocker girl: He went from herpes to a hooker, which is better, but still not good. Tard. –JFK Overheard by: I suppose so