Obese woman to another (each wearing skin tight leggings and tank tops): Gurrrll, you know you wrong! You not fat. Don'tcha know that the mirror makes you look heavier? –Inwood, 207th St Overheard by: cat the great Woman on cell: She looks awful. Why is she so fat? –Tompkins Square Dog Park Overheard by: dogsitting Large man outside hotel to bus driver: I'm big, but I'm lazy. If you're big and you lazy, you're just lazy. –8th Ave & 50th St Overheard by: Nicole Obese woman: I just want a cheeseburger the size of my ass right now. –Q Train Overheard by: Jon A. Over-sunscreened man, crossing street: I'm getting fat! I'm eating too much and I don't like it! –72nd & Amsterdam