Girl to boyfriend: So I told that bitch if she's going to be saying shit pertaining to my little brother, I will tear her fucking wig off. –D Train Recent college grad to friends: That girl has a fetish. She dresses like herself and acts like a bitch! –21st & 3rd Overheard by: Brad Woman exiting doors holding many plastic bags, to nobody in particular: New York Penn station bitch! Shut the fuck yo ugly ass up… –Penn Station Overheard by: Michael Morgenstern Woman on phone walking dogs: She is some bitch with an '80s hairdo and all she does is sit in her office making flyers for her heavy metal band. Plus, she's a lesbo… –Central Park Overheard by: chocolate happy Guy on cell: And if I ever fucking see that fucking bitch ass motherfucker again… Hang on, I've got a call on the other line. (pause) Yes, this is Christopher. Oh, hello! It's so nice to hear from you. How have you been? –1st & 1st