Petite teen girl to friend: If I was gargantuan and ugly I might have morals too! –St. John's University Guy, ranting: No matter what a woman is wearing, no matter what she's done to her hair, no matter her make up, no matter what she's got on, no matter how nice her body is… If she's ugly, she's ugly. –Lincoln Center Overheard by: shiver Teenage girl: If Oprah didn't have so much money she would be the ugliest woman in the world. –170th St & Jerome Ave Overheard by: Emm Ugly Staten Island girl: I can't go back in there! Everyone is so ugly! –Ave B & 4th St Overheard by: Yes You Are