Ambiguous-looking woman: So she says she'll go out of state this summer because the neighborhood block parties bother her.
Preppy black man, rolling his eyes: What?!? Everything annoys this woman. Isn't her birthday today? Isn't she, like, three million years old? The Big Bang probably bothered this chick, or even a dinosaur tail hitting the ground. Doesn't she always smell bad, too? I bet god was like, “soapeth!” Geez! –Jamaica, Queens