Girl on train: You know sometimes when you feel like your vaginal walls are collapsing in on themselves? –LaGuardia High School Black man to blacker friend: Damn, I done lost plenty a bruthas to the street. But I ain't never lost none to the pussy. –Harlem Overheard by: Missalicious 20-something elegant girl on BlackBerry: No, I *don't* need you in my vagina. But thanks. –23rd & 8th Office-clad lady to another: I felt like my vagina ran from my belly button to the base of my spine! –Ave A & 3rd Overheard by: While on hold with 311 30-something female to friend: Unless she has a head crowning from her cooch, you shouldn't ask that. –12th St & Ave A Woman on cell: Pussy is pussy! It don't matter nigga! (pause] Oh, dammit. Dammit. Oh, dammit. I missed my fucking stop! –M3 Bus, Upper East Side Overheard by: Desiree