Old white guy #1: So he's just Ayers' boy, you know? I'm telling you, things don't happen for an accident. They happen for a reason.
Old white guy #2: Uh-huh.
Old white guy #1: But that woman, she's something else.
Old white guy #2: Who, Michelle Obama?
Old white guy #1: No, no! The other one. The Alaskan. I'd do anything for her. Anything. –1 Train