Jewish girl: I'm not a good Jew. I'm like Spock. –35th & 6th Overheard by: superjew Large, loud, middle-aged woman to girlfriends: And the worst part is they found a Jewish guy to play me in the movie! –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: bumblebree 20-something gentile: So what they're saying is, "if you're already Jewish, we can make you more Jewish." –Union Square Overheard by: Not Jewish Boyfriend to girlfriend: Babe, when you grow up in a tight knit Jewish community, you don't notice noses. –Angelina Cafe, Ave A & 3rd St