Hobo to arguing couple walking past: Get over it, man! Tell her you love her. Sometime you gotta kiss some ass, you know. –8th Ave & 58th St Overheard by: Lindsey Bag lady with "the aid kills" sign, yelling: Help the homeless, help the homeless! No cure for the aid. No cure for pussy! –Bryant Park Hobo to little girl holding candy cigarette: Yooo! Is that a blunt? Gimme some, young lady. –Herald Square Overheard by: Alisa Bitter beggar to passersby: Can you help me out? Assssssholes! Can you help me out, can you help me out? Assssssholes! –41st & Madison Overheard by: voidoid Hobo to another who just folded and threw away cardboard box: That's one of them disposable beds isn't it? –2nd Ave & 9th St