Teen girl: Philadelphia was the capital of the United States before it moved to New York… –NJ Transit Teen student to friend: I am working on an epic poem about George fucking Washington. Okay? –25th & 6 Ave Overheard by: Miles Bimbo: Wait… I thought they didn't have the wheel? –King Tut Exhibit, Discovery Center Overheard by: duh, they even had batteries Guy to friend: I think Gandhi's a dickhead. And wasn't his sister kind of a jerkoff, too? –L Train