Bimbo tourist: Yonkers?! That's like a clown! –Metro-North Overheard by: Heather Jovial young dad on cell: Naw, naw, she likes that stupid shit. That Bob the Builder shit. That dude looks like a fuckin' clown. I don't know no construction workers look like that. –J Train Overheard by: Oh, Brooklyn… Gay guy to friends: I'm just looking for an eastern European stripper with a clown fetish! –46th & 9th Overheard by: Natalya Petrovna Young lady smoking outside bar: I feel like I just blew a clown… who came confetti. –Lower East Side Overheard by: Radbecca