Man, shouting across train platform to women on other side: You on the other train! You going to Woodlawn! Woodlawn's a man's asshole! –1 Train Overheard by: Going the other way Overly loud ghetto thug to 10-year-old white boy staring at him: Nigga, whatchu lookin' up my asshole fo?" –Bxm10 Express Bus Overheard by: rectur inspector Teen girl to friend: I'm not saying she's an asshole, I'm saying her brother's a jackoff. –Newkirk Ave Young woman: My son is a lot like me. My daughter is a lot like her father: an asshole. She's an asshole. Does that sound terrible, that I call my two-year-old daughter an asshole? –1 Train Overheard by: Rose Fox