Colleague on phone with Health & Racquet Club: Is there a certain time at the gym during the week that is more popular with masturbation enthusiasts? –23rd & 6th Overheard by: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Guy on cell walking dog: Hey, honey. I wanted to call you to tell you that I just masturbated… And I thought about you the whole time. –110th & Broadway Overheard by: A-girl Barnard girl walking by: This dry spell is getting really serious. My hand like, permanently smells like my pussy. –Broadway & 114th Overheard by: Rashmi Man in wheelchair to friends walking: You would think so, but I masturbate with my right hand. –14th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Staci Crying girl screaming into cell: Is that the only word you masturbate to?! –W 4th St & Barrow St Overheard by: Howard

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