Suit on phone: So the asshole is chewing me out and I said "Well, don't blame me! The monkey's butt was red when I got there!" Well, that shut him up, cause he knew I was talkin about him… –Columbia Overheard by: Smileythedog Husband to wife, about towel with monkey design: That's a culturally biased rag, because it has monkeys on it. –Target, Gateway Center Overheard by: Scott Hutchins Raspy hobo: Hey sweetheart, whatchya got in dat bag? A baby gorilla? –Washington Square Overheard by: Lisa Excited little boy to dad: He looked like a huge gorilla with slimy skin, and he had a salamander face on his fingers! –DeKalb Avenue, Brooklyn Overheard by: Morning Glory Girl: Just stop. Stop! Enough with the fucking monkeys! –Khyber Pass Restaurant, St. Mark's Place