Man on phone: Fuck personal, this is business. You owe me six grand. I don't care how you get it, but you owe me, so you better start sucking some dick, you better start sniping people, I don't care! I want my money! –181st St & Ft Washington Ave 30-something woman with thick Russian accent to 20-something guy: Two weeks later you get all money back, plus fifty percent. –Bench, Union Square Park Overheard by: Farley Man on phone: It's amazing! A year ago, I didn't know the difference between an asset and an equity! –4th St & Broadway Overheard by: Sagehen Ghetto teenager, holding five dollar bill, to friend: Come on, lend me a dollar, I don't want to break a big bill! –Deli, Coney Island Guy on cell: What do you mean you want all my money? –Westside Market, 103rd & Broadway Overheard by: boBob